Buying condoms on a sunday.

No it’s not the name of a play or a song.  It’s real life and could only happen to me.

I had just gotten back from hanging with the fam, when i got a call.  Excited, I checked my condom stash and found out I didn’t have any.  I figured why not go to the 7-11 down the street.  Get to the 7-11 no one in line.  Great!  So i proceed to the counter and the skit unfolds like this:

Me: Box of Magnums please.

Him: Lemme see ID.

Me: What?  I need ID to buy condoms? *raises voice slightly*

Him: Oh..I thought you were talking about blunts*pauses*..Oh yeah! u need these!

Me: *cringes* looks around..*smiles*

Him: I’m sorry your card was declined.

Me: You sure?

Him: Yes.

Me: Hmmm

Just then 2 white chicas walk up behind me.

2YTchix: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…We know what you gonna be doing!  I hear dat!

Me: O_o *pause* *laughs*

2YTchix: Go head girl handle eeetttt..

Cashier: *loudly* YOU LIVE IN NEIGHBORHOOD, I’LL HOLD LARGE MAGNUMS FOR YOU TILL YOU COME BACK!

Me: Thanks

Now I go home..and noticed I picked up the wrong ATM card.  I’d gotten a new one and forgot to shred the old one.  Come to find out i misplaced my new ATM card.  So i find another card..go back..convo goes.

Cashier: Oh, you are back for large condoms?

Me: Yes.

C: swipe card.

Me: *swipes*

C: Sorry card declined..

Now at this point this new card has no business being declined.  I go to the ATM, get money out..

C: You’re back! *chuckles*

M: Can i have my condoms please?

C: Ok..Gotta be safe!

Me: Yes.

*walks outta store*

Now one would say this was a sign not to knock boots but fudge that..all the crap i went through for those condoms, geez.

It was all worth it.

LOL!

~ by bewradley on March 30, 2009.